3 Name: Anonymous : 2025-07-17 21:46 ID:Erf3fCQ4 [Del]
Carrying on, now its time for Mister Dragon to be publicly tortured by none other,
but his good friend.
When Ze Dominatrix, decides that normal whipping is not severe enough of a punishment,
she lends her special barbed-wire-whip that she always has by her side,
with a 15 meter effortless throw.
And there is singing again for some reason?
After the ordeal, The Mad Dog has a change of heart,
where his life goal must be overwritten now, by friendship,
because Mister Dragon is a revolutionary symbol now, I guess.
This is followed with concern, by his uncle,
who also works for the police, is just now introduced,
does that annoying indian head wobbling thing
and is complete irrelevant going forward.
Therefor, he manipulates his way into an arrangement,
where Mister Dragon is to be executed at an abandoned place,
along with her sister.
This is of course a plot for the perfect rescue mission,
which involves The Mad Dog getting impaled on a tree,
then severely beaten, captured, imprisoned and starved.
Regardless, the execution candidates run free into the wild.
Months pass and we see what the English have been up to:
They are searching the city from house to house as that will surely yield results,
as "there was nowhere else to go".
Lol, don't they know my man The Dragon is a nature's man?
He run into the wild never to be seen again!
Fucking retards.
Mister Dragon is hiding out in some random house.
Wait, what?
He is just chilling. No need for cellars or attics.
Wait, what?
He and his sister are starving.
Wait, what?
Then the br*tish come, but they pretend to have cholera so the intruders run away.
Wait, what?
The city lockdown is never mentioned again.
Wait, what?
Not a single happening makes sense here.
Things are established in a rush, then defused even quicker with no consequences,
or even key frames the writers could have wanted to force in.
Ugh, regardless, Mister Dragon meets the fiancee of The Mad Dog
and his full backstory is finally elaborated on.
In a flashback, it is established that in the indian dining ethic,
it is quite important which one of your bare hands you use to eat from the ground,
but also,
he was raised under his fathers paramilitary regime.
Mr. Father used to be a soldier,
but went rogue after he witnessed the English carry out a brutal execution with a hammer,
just to save a bullet.
How the English say that a bullet is worth more than an indian life is one of his main talking points.
Comedically enough, he doesn't refute it, he just seethes endlessly.
The Mad dog, behind his fathers back steals his rifle -the only one they have-
and practices shooting.
This is something he apparently was born for with, super human abilities.
Not to mention that he is like 9 and shoots standing.
When his father learns this, he wants to severely punish him until he realizes his skill.
This is an express of the ancient indian wisdom
that discipline is unimportant if the consequences of your actions so happen to turn out well.
Their happiness is short-lived however.
They are attacked by vicious Englishman.
A smaller army which The Mad Dog manages to wipe,
with the help of his fathers sacrifice,
who makes him promise to become a revolutionary.
And there is the fiancee.
Mostly just to deliver trivial dialog in this scene,
educate The Dragon on the good-heart of his man
and to compel him to launch a rescue mission.
In that exact instant of the night, and all alone, of course.
That's the other thing.
These two are showcased as mythical heroes,
and your common indian as cowardly, weak and submissive to the whiteman's yoke.
Named characters are slightly better,
but by the virtue of taking place in india,
every scene has thousands of insect people refusing to act like men.
This, sounds about right to me.
Anyways, we reached our conclusion within the confines of a 25 minute long action scene.
Mister Dragon breaks into the prison yard,
where his friend is kept in an undergound cage.
They find each other with TCP/groundpounding and the power of brotherhood,
which is significantly more retarded then The Mad Dog simply extending his hand from the cage.
They begin to flee, but on no, he can't walk on his tortured legs so The Mad Dog pigibacks.
They proceed to beat up, then shoot half a battalion while exhibiting this image of Kali.
To be fair, this is fun enough that it is a correct application of the rule of cool.
They drop their looted weapons, climb a tower,
they look so cool that the guns spawn back at their hands,
they jump off and flee into the jungle.
But, oh no, they are spending the special forces!
Doctor Dragon rubs cow dung on Mister Mad Dog's broken knees and that makes it all better.
Good thing too, because they are surrender by silent and deadly assassins,
and their 400 pound lamps.
The leader of the special forces then has a meaningless conversation
with the headquarters on his mobile phone | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ | mid-mission .
They proceed to kill everyone. By they I mean the protagonists of course.
The scene has been dragging on for so long now that its day break.
They, go on to attack the headquarters head on.
They kill everyone there too.
The Mad Dog finally gets to chance to recite his father's wisdom
about a bullet being more expensive than an indian life,
while executing The Fat Hunter Guy.
Oh, there is one (1, singular) survivor,
romance-interest lady;
who, now must live in a society that does not recognize the concept of consent.